"I'm just going to hang here for a while." 

"A hand model, huh? That's flattering. Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of an astronaut or a fireman."  

"...And then I discovered Junior NASCAR." 

"I bet if I watch the clock, it will get to 5 o'clock faster."  

"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???" 

"I'm getting in shape so I'll be ready to audition for Rocky XIV." 

"I would have thought that 2 months was too young to ride Space Mountain, but this roller coaster is awesome!" 

"You think I look like Jiminy Cricket? I always kinda thought I looked like Jiminy Scallon." 

"I don't want to pat myself on the back. Mom, will you do it for me?"  

"Me? I'm just watching the Olympics. What are you doin'?" 

"Make it a hard shiatsu, Mom. My lower back is killing me,." 

"Gimme five, on the side." 

"Mondays." 

"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that - could you say it again?" 

"I can't decide - should I wear my collar up or down? What are the cool kids doing nowadays?" 

"Come on - just a little hug." 

"Quit complaining about the refs and put me in the game." 

"You are the most interesting stuffed bear I've ever talked to." 

"The guy at the hat store said it would make my face look smaller."  

"I'll have a Denver omelette and some breast milk - hold the omelette."