"The guy at the hat store said it would make my face look smaller."
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- "I'm just going to hang here for a while."
- "A hand model, huh? That's flattering. Actually,...
- "...And then I discovered Junior NASCAR."
- "I bet if I watch the clock, it will get to 5 o'cl...
- "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???"
- "I'm getting in shape so I'll be ready to audition...
- "I would have thought that 2 months was too young ...
- "You think I look like Jiminy Cricket? I always k...
- "I don't want to pat myself on the back. Mom, wil...
- "Me? I'm just watching the Olympics. What are yo...
- "Make it a hard shiatsu, Mom. My lower back is ki...
- "Gimme five, on the side."
- "Mondays."
- "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that - could you say it...
- "I can't decide - should I wear my collar up or do...
- "Come on - just a little hug."
- "Quit complaining about the refs and put me in the...
- "You are the most interesting stuffed bear I've ev...
- "The guy at the hat store said it would make my fa...
- "I'll have a Denver omelette and some breast milk ...
- "Which way to the nearest river or ski slope? I'm...
- "Dad put on some Lionel Richie and I started danci...
- "Touchdown!"
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