"Hi, Chair!" 

"Do you have any Grisham or the Da Vinci Code? Trying to pass the time here." 

"You're docking me a day's pay? For napping on the job?"  

"Don't let the halo fool you, I can cause trouble with the best of them." 

"Sometimes it's all a big blur." 

"Hey Mom, I think I spotted a clearance rack near the onesies." 

"Hey - what's going on down there?" 

"Hey - what's going on up there?" 

"I was told that a Gentleman slicks his hair down." 

"A tall glass of lemonade wouldn't hurt." 

"So...I guess I'll see you at the malt shop tonight." 

"Check it out - I'm riverdancing while I play." 

"Is it morning already?" 

"Is that a camera? I've never seen one of those before." 

"Hey, Mr. White, check out what's going on over here." 

"Is anyone else concerned that Mariners are in last place?" 

"Boy am I glad I didn't wear my pink fuzzy hat. That would have been embarassing." 

"Are you telling me you don't have your own personal mascot?"  

"What do you mean I'm too young to crawl? Age is just a number."  

"Seriously, she's not my girlfriend. She's like twice my age." 

"Hey Mom, do I count as a carry-on?"  

"Can I get a push? A little help here?" 

"Sometimes I feel like I spend my life waiting in airports." 

"I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm a bit of a drooler." 

"Sometimes I feel tall...other times I feel small. "