"Seriously, she's not my girlfriend. She's like twice my age."
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- "Finally. Solid foods."
- "Hey wait - rice cereal??? What happened to the c...
- "Hi, Chair!"
- "Do you have any Grisham or the Da Vinci Code? Tr...
- "You're docking me a day's pay? For napping on th...
- "Don't let the halo fool you, I can cause trouble ...
- "Sometimes it's all a big blur."
- "Hey Mom, I think I spotted a clearance rack near ...
- "Hey - what's going on down there?"
- "Hey - what's going on up there?"
- "I was told that a Gentleman slicks his hair down."
- "A tall glass of lemonade wouldn't hurt."
- "So...I guess I'll see you at the malt shop tonigh...
- "Check it out - I'm riverdancing while I play."
- "Is it morning already?"
- "Is that a camera? I've never seen one of those b...
- "Hey, Mr. White, check out what's going on over he...
- "Is anyone else concerned that Mariners are in las...
- "Boy am I glad I didn't wear my pink fuzzy hat. T...
- "Are you telling me you don't have your own person...
- "What do you mean I'm too young to crawl? Age is ...
- "Seriously, she's not my girlfriend. She's like t...
- "Hey Mom, do I count as a carry-on?"
- "Can I get a push? A little help here?"
- "Sometimes I feel like I spend my life waiting in ...
- "I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm a bit of ...
- "Sometimes I feel tall...other times I feel small....
- "Hahahahahahahah!"
- "She's a great girl and we're good friends. Beyon...
- "It's not Krispy Kreme, but you take what you can ...
- "You ever seen 3" biceps?"
- "Sure we might wrestle sometimes..."
- "...But we're always best pals."
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