"I guess I'm crying because I prefer my eggs scrambled - not stuffed."
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- "One of these days, I'm going to climb out of this...
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- "Hold on, I have another call coming in."
- "Whatever it is, it's mesmerizing."
- "I call this color oh-winge."
- "What's going on in there?"
- "Hey good lookin', let's play some paddy-cake."
- "I guess I'm crying because I prefer my eggs scram...
- spe-lun-ker (spee-lung-ker) n. : One who explores...
- "I'd climb that tree...if I could just climb this ...
- "All aboard the 8:15 to The Bedroom."
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- "I think if I smile really big you might be able t...
- "If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck..."
- "Hi."
- "This ought to protect me from those pesky Minneso...
- "No shoes, no shirt...no service? Seriously?"
- "Here, you want to try a puff?"
- "Check out my flamingo impression."
- My Baptism
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