"One of these days, I'm going to climb out of this crib and come give you a hug." 

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"Hold on, I have another call coming in." 

"Whatever it is, it's mesmerizing." 

"I call this color oh-winge." 

"What's going on in there?"  

"Hey good lookin', let's play some paddy-cake." 

"I guess I'm crying because I prefer my eggs scrambled - not stuffed."  

spe-lun-ker (spee-lung-ker) n. : One who explores caves chiefly as a hobby; a caver.
 

"I'd climb that tree...if I could just climb this ledge first." 

"All aboard the 8:15 to The Bedroom." 

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"I think if I smile really big you might be able to see a tooth or two." 

"If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck..." 

"Hi." 

"This ought to protect me from those pesky Minnesota mosquitos." 

"No shoes, no shirt...no service? Seriously?"  

"Here, you want to try a puff?"  

"Check out my flamingo impression." 

My Baptism 

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"So those are peaches, huh? I guess I'm not impressed."