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- "Once gas prices hit $3.00/gallon, I switched to f...
- "OK, I'm standing. What's next?"
- "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."
- "Hair gel? What's hair gel?"
- "Come a little closer, let Jack get a look at ya."
- "Come on, we're playing touch football!"
- "21, 17, 49, hut hut hut..."
- "Sure, you can put a shirt on me...if you can catc...
- "There's one way out of this crib and that's over ...
- "If I had a hammer..."
- "I'd eat it in the morning..."
- "Once the mercury hits 95 degrees, I quit wearing ...
- "Can I get a brush here, a comb, something?
- "Thanks for taking me to the park, Uncle John and ...
- "Is this as high as this thing goes?"
- "The croissants look good and so does the quiche l...
- "Gotcha! Not so 'mobile' anymore, are ya?"
- "A little new to this crawling...Hang on, I'm comi...
- "I like to go body surfing on the North Shore...Th...
- "Quick summer tip #1: Always have a bottle of wate...
- "Buy high, sell low!...Wait, that doesn't sound ri...
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