"Once gas prices hit $3.00/gallon, I switched to foot-power." 

"OK, I'm standing. What's next?" 

"It's not the heat, it's the humidity." 

"Hair gel? What's hair gel?" 

"Come a little closer, let Jack get a look at ya." 

"Come on, we're playing touch football!" 

"21, 17, 49, hut hut hut..." 

"Sure, you can put a shirt on me...if you can catch me." 

"There's one way out of this crib and that's over the fence." 

"If I had a hammer..." 

"I'd eat it in the morning..." 

"Once the mercury hits 95 degrees, I quit wearing shirts - that's my policy." 

"Can I get a brush here, a comb, something? 

"Thanks for taking me to the park, Uncle John and Aunt Buni. Now let's get out of this stroller and into that swing."  

"Is this as high as this thing goes?" 

"The croissants look good and so does the quiche lorraine. But I think I'll have the mashed peas." 

"Gotcha! Not so 'mobile' anymore, are ya?" 

"A little new to this crawling...Hang on, I'm coming." 

"I like to go body surfing on the North Shore...The North Shore of my living room." 

"Quick summer tip #1: Always have a bottle of water handy to keep yourself hydrated." 

"Buy high, sell low!...Wait, that doesn't sound right."