"Dad, that rattle's blocking my face. You might want to move it before you take the - (FLASH!) - never mind."
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- "Can we just cuddle?"
- "Wooo-hooooooo!"
- "I might be wearing a Vikings sweatshirt, but I'm ...
- My real name is Farmer John, but I go by Farmer Ja...
- "So much for the Atkins Diet."
- "Why are they hopping on Pop? How is this going t...
- "I'm the king of the world!"
- "Who wants to hear 'Chopsticks'?"
- "You can put the covers back. Nothing to see here...
- "I'm not really worried about anything. I'm just ...
- "Self portrait, 2006. Watercolor."
- "You ever get the feeling that you're being watche...
- "Knock Knock."
- "Ok, here's the plan: You change the diaper, I'll...
- "Aww schucks."
- "But I don't want to get dressed."
- "Can you see - is my contact still in?"
- "Hey, this mat smells pretty good. I wonder what ...
- "Tastes like nylon."
- "I guess you can call me a Swinger."
- "It's Friday night, Dad. Can I get the keys to th...
- "Ok, so last week the doctor told me I needed to g...
- "Haven't you heard - double chins are double fun."
- "I'm telling you, if you keep rubbing my cheek lik...
- "Are you sure Mom said it was ok to take me parach...
- "Dad, that rattle's blocking my face. You might w...
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