"So I said to the guy: Put that down, that's nacho cheese!"

"Fountains for youths."

"Toddlers and sprinklers. Some things just never go out of style."

"Okay, so it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck..."

"Is there a movie on this flight?"

"I've just found that cell phones break too easily."

So..why do they call you Whacker?