"I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm a bit of a drooler." 

"Sometimes I feel tall...other times I feel small. " 

"Hahahahahahahah!" 

"She's a great girl and we're good friends. Beyond that, I have no comment." 

"It's not Krispy Kreme, but you take what you can get." 

"You ever seen 3" biceps?" 

"Sure we might wrestle sometimes..." 

"...But we're always best pals." 

"Hey, how'd you know my name?" 

" 'Round here we fish for Walleye Pike."  

"This is my first trip to the amusement park, but Miss you seem kind of young to be operating this ride." 

"I've got the giant plastic car keys - let's go." 

"What are we doing this weekend?" 

"Hey! Come on in and join me, the crib feels great!"  

"This shirt feels like a hand-me-down from the 70s...Oh, it's retro - gotcha."  

"Come a little closer, let me get a look at you." 

"Don't dare me because I'll do it - I'll roll over." 

"Finally...short sleeves." 

"If I was just a little bigger I could see what's behind this chair." 

"Ok, I'll take a cheeseburger - no, make that a double cheeseburger"