"Can we just cuddle?" 

"Wooo-hooooooo!" 

"I might be wearing a Vikings sweatshirt, but I'm cheering for the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl!"  

My real name is Farmer John, but I go by Farmer Jack." 

"So much for the Atkins Diet."  

"Why are they hopping on Pop? How is this going to end?"  

"I'm the king of the world!" 

"Who wants to hear 'Chopsticks'?" 

"You can put the covers back. Nothing to see here. Just a little curled up ball, no big deal." 

"I'm not really worried about anything. I'm just a very serious person." 

"Self portrait, 2006. Watercolor." 

"You ever get the feeling that you're being watched?" 

"Knock Knock."  

"Ok, here's the plan: You change the diaper, I'll fill it up."  

"Aww schucks." 

"But I don't want to get dressed." 

"Can you see - is my contact still in?"  

"Hey, this mat smells pretty good. I wonder what it tastes like..." 

"Tastes like nylon." 

"I guess you can call me a Swinger."