"So I said to the guy: Put that down, that's nacho cheese!"

"Fountains for youths."

"Toddlers and sprinklers. Some things just never go out of style."

"Okay, so it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck..."

"Is there a movie on this flight?"

"I've just found that cell phones break too easily."

So..why do they call you Whacker?

I reached the beach

"We're done with snow, now it's time to mow."

"A lot of work to do. Better get busy."

"Ruh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. Ruh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh.

I know, I know. It's been a long winter."

"Gas looks fine, oil looks fine...maybe I'll adjust the choke."

Now we're mowing!