"These crackers taste salty. What brand are they? Oh, Saltines. I guess that makes sense."

"Oh this? This is just a magical orb. No big deal."

"Seriously, do I look fat in these pants?"

"Ohhh! It's an orange. Not a miniature grapefruit."

"I've found that heating vents are the best way to eavesdrop."

"That's what you call a sweet jam."

"Why don't I pick on a ball my own size."

"Nothing but rim."

"A little Seuss might liven this party up."

"What do you mean you've never been ice fishin'?"

"I WANNA ROCK!"

"Are you sure this is a 9 iron? It looks like a 3 wood to me."

"Here, let me dig through the bag."

"Ok, now that's a nine iron."

"Here comes winter."

"Yep, it's piling up."

"The snow's climbing up the window...it wants in!"

"It's actually really pretty the day after."