"Buenos Noches, Senor. Do you know Feliz Navidad?"

Arizona

"Last time I saw you guys I was wearing a wool hat and worrying about snow. Let me show you how I ended up in this pool."

At the Airport

"Let's hurry up. The lady on the phone said we need to be here 2 hrs. ahead of time."

"I found the best way to navigate the security maze is to go right under the ropes. Works like a charm."

"Oh, I see how it works. Hurry up and wait."

"The Captain woke me up for this? Well, I guess it is a pretty Grand Canyon."

"Ok, we're here. Just one question: Where's the pool?"

"And that's how I ended up here."

"Wait a second, I have all winter to play inside. Let's get a round of golf in before it snows."

"This isn't mine. Were you playing a Titleist?"

Happy Thanksgiving

"Any requests?"

"How about some old ragtime."

"I always keep my tennis shoes on. You never know when you need to make a quick getaway."

Time To Do Laundry

How To Fly A Toy Plane

"First you need to choose a plane with a good, solid seat."

"Next, you have to make sure she's sturdy."

"Then you have to check the tire pressure and the steering wheel..."