"But now we think it's hilarious!" 

"My cheek is as big as the pillow? Are you serious?" 

"Christmas already? It feels like i just had my birthday." 

"Put me in Coach, I'm ready." 

Fawn got a baby boy for Christmas...batteries not included.  

"Ah-choo!"  

"Okay, I'll put out cookies for Santa, but he's not getting any of my milk." 

Day Four meant that it was time for Jack to start to open his eyes - at least partly... 

And then it was time to shut them tighter than he ever had before. 

"A nap at 8 AM? Count me in."  

"What do you mean I have sideburns? I'm three days old."  

"Seriously, just five more minutes."  

"I said I'd get up and shovel the driveway...but that was before I heard about these flannel sheets."  

"I heard if you squeeze your eyes tighter you sleep better."  

"Whew! When I say sweet, I mean that nipple was suh-weet!"  

No one was surprised when Jack was caught - once again - napping on the job. 

Jack Scallon has the cry of 16 mortal infants... 

Home sweet home... 

Let's start with the stats... 

Ready for his close-up.