Saturday, June 16, 2007

Thursday, June 14, 2007



"So I said to the guy: Put that down, that's nacho cheese!"


"Fountains for youths."


"Toddlers and sprinklers. Some things just never go out of style."


"Okay, so it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck..."


"Is there a movie on this flight?"


"I've just found that cell phones break too easily."

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Monday, May 21, 2007

Friday, May 18, 2007

So..why do they call you Whacker?

Monday, May 14, 2007

I reached the beach

Thursday, May 10, 2007



"We're done with snow, now it's time to mow."


"A lot of work to do. Better get busy."


"Ruh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. Ruh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh.

I know, I know. It's been a long winter."


"Gas looks fine, oil looks fine...maybe I'll adjust the choke."

Now we're mowing!

Monday, April 30, 2007

Soccer Tryouts...

Friday, April 27, 2007

I'm going to get a golf ball...

Thursday, April 26, 2007

And then I walked on down the hall...

Let's clean things up in here.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Splish Splash

Happy Days!

Monday, April 23, 2007

petting zoo.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

"Nothing quite like bobbing for apples...when you don't have any apples."
"Why was I eating bananas naked?...Iwas hot and I was hungry."
"Let me show you why it's called a muscle shirt."
"Is it 5:00 yet?"



Friday, March 30, 2007

"Hut one, hut two..."
"Now, do I hand off...pass...punt? I probably shouldn't punt."
"I'm open!"
"Okay guys, let's run the play we call 'nap time'"
"Let me just get my shoes tied here."
"Wait a second, something doesn't look right."
"My feet shrunk!!!"

Thursday, March 22, 2007

"Safety first."
"Remind me of your name. You're Bob the accountant, Bob the surgeon...? Oh right, Bob The builder. Good to see you."
"Hey, where are you guys getting those balls?"
"maybe you have to dig deep..."
"Ding dong, i found a ping pong!"
"We got a new captain and that means new rules."
"You, in the jeans, quit slackin'."

Sunday, March 11, 2007


"Okay! Let's have some dim sum."
"The waiting is the hardest part."
"Now that's some good pork shu mai."



"Wa-hoooooooooo!"
"Hold that thought, I need to brush my teeth."
"I don't care if there's snow out there. It's mid-march and I'm going for a hike. That's my policy.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

"I'll take it!"