Friday, March 30, 2007

"Okay guys, let's run the play we call 'nap time'"
"Let me just get my shoes tied here."
"Wait a second, something doesn't look right."
"My feet shrunk!!!"

Thursday, March 22, 2007

"Safety first."
"Remind me of your name. You're Bob the accountant, Bob the surgeon...? Oh right, Bob The builder. Good to see you."
"Hey, where are you guys getting those balls?"
"maybe you have to dig deep..."
"Ding dong, i found a ping pong!"
"We got a new captain and that means new rules."
"You, in the jeans, quit slackin'."

Sunday, March 11, 2007


"Okay! Let's have some dim sum."
"The waiting is the hardest part."
"Now that's some good pork shu mai."



"Wa-hoooooooooo!"
"Hold that thought, I need to brush my teeth."
"I don't care if there's snow out there. It's mid-march and I'm going for a hike. That's my policy.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

"I'll take it!"
"I was reading about Peter Rabbit the other day, when all of a sudden..."
"...here comes the snow again."
"Oh, Boy! It's not kidding around this year."
"Let's see what came down last night."

"Check out the pile behind me. It's taller than me!"
"Time to dig my way out of this one."
"Here's what three feet looks like."

Thursday, February 15, 2007

I have a plan. Grab the stroller, Mom, and Let's Go Lego."
"Let's go Lego! Let's go Lego! Let's go Lego! Let's go Lego!
"Wow."
"Pardon me, S'cuse me, Pardon me, Don't mind me...Just trying to squeeze through here and get to these super cool Lego buttons.
"It's Lego, It's a Rhino....It's -- a Lino?"
"OK, enough of these one-story buildings."
"Whadda ya say we quit joking around and start stacking these babies?"
"Now that's what I call 'Stacking 'Em High'."

Monday, February 12, 2007

"Listen up, everybody! I have a plastic elephant in my hand and I'm not afraid to use him."
"You take the high notes, and I'll take the low notes."
"There's just something about a well-stocked produce section."
"Hoo! It's hot! Blow! blow!"
"I had the strangest dream that I was being watched from multiple angles."
"Sometimes when I'm watching the snow..."
"...I get the urge to open the door and run out on the deck."

Monday, February 05, 2007

"Let me show you how to eat hash brown casserole like a big boy."
"See, the key is, you have to twist the spoon sideways."
"Hey, what are those guys having? That looks good."
"I need to pick up some glasses for my SuperBowl party, but I left my wallet in my crib. Can you spot me twenty?"
"Are we playing marbles here or what?"
"Why am I so bundled up? Let's go check the thermometer."
"Oh, and FYI, that's without the wind chill."