Tuesday, March 06, 2007

"I was reading about Peter Rabbit the other day, when all of a sudden..."
"...here comes the snow again."
"Oh, Boy! It's not kidding around this year."
"Let's see what came down last night."

"Check out the pile behind me. It's taller than me!"
"Time to dig my way out of this one."
"Here's what three feet looks like."

Thursday, February 15, 2007

I have a plan. Grab the stroller, Mom, and Let's Go Lego."
"Let's go Lego! Let's go Lego! Let's go Lego! Let's go Lego!
"Wow."
"Pardon me, S'cuse me, Pardon me, Don't mind me...Just trying to squeeze through here and get to these super cool Lego buttons.
"It's Lego, It's a Rhino....It's -- a Lino?"
"OK, enough of these one-story buildings."
"Whadda ya say we quit joking around and start stacking these babies?"
"Now that's what I call 'Stacking 'Em High'."

Monday, February 12, 2007

"Listen up, everybody! I have a plastic elephant in my hand and I'm not afraid to use him."
"You take the high notes, and I'll take the low notes."
"There's just something about a well-stocked produce section."
"Hoo! It's hot! Blow! blow!"
"I had the strangest dream that I was being watched from multiple angles."
"Sometimes when I'm watching the snow..."
"...I get the urge to open the door and run out on the deck."

Monday, February 05, 2007

"Let me show you how to eat hash brown casserole like a big boy."
"See, the key is, you have to twist the spoon sideways."
"Hey, what are those guys having? That looks good."
"I need to pick up some glasses for my SuperBowl party, but I left my wallet in my crib. Can you spot me twenty?"
"Are we playing marbles here or what?"
"Why am I so bundled up? Let's go check the thermometer."
"Oh, and FYI, that's without the wind chill."

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

"People let me tell you 'bout my Best Friend."
"These crackers taste salty. What brand are they? Oh, Saltines. I guess that makes sense."
"Oh this? This is just a magical orb. No big deal."
"Seriously, do I look fat in these pants?"
"Ohhh! It's an orange. Not a miniature grapefruit."

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

"I've found that heating vents are the best way to eavesdrop."

Monday, January 22, 2007

"That's what you call a sweet jam."
"Why don't I pick on a ball my own size."
"Nothing but rim."

"A little Seuss might liven this party up."
"What do you mean you've never been ice fishin'?"
"I WANNA ROCK!"
"Are you sure this is a 9 iron? It looks like a 3 wood to me."
"Here, let me dig through the bag."
"Ok, now that's a nine iron."
"Here comes winter."
"Yep, it's piling up."
"The snow's climbing up the window...it wants in!"
"It's actually really pretty the day after."