"...When you get caught between the moon and a desert city..."

"Easy pardner, I'm just window shopping."

"OK, I'm trapped in a forest of Christmas trees and you know what: it is awesome.

A Desert Christmas Party

"I see the tree, but where's Santa?"

"Come on Balloon, I hear Santa's on his way."

"Wait a second. I was pretty young last year, but I don't remember Santa arriving on a Harley."

"...And a TMX Elmo, and a toy airplane, and a train set and -- Santa are you listening?"

"Hey Dad, we keep hiking much longer and we're going to end up in Mexico."

"Buenos Noches, Senor. Do you know Feliz Navidad?"

Arizona

"Last time I saw you guys I was wearing a wool hat and worrying about snow. Let me show you how I ended up in this pool."

At the Airport

"Let's hurry up. The lady on the phone said we need to be here 2 hrs. ahead of time."

"I found the best way to navigate the security maze is to go right under the ropes. Works like a charm."

"Oh, I see how it works. Hurry up and wait."

"The Captain woke me up for this? Well, I guess it is a pretty Grand Canyon."

"Ok, we're here. Just one question: Where's the pool?"

"And that's how I ended up here."

"Wait a second, I have all winter to play inside. Let's get a round of golf in before it snows."

"This isn't mine. Were you playing a Titleist?"

Happy Thanksgiving

"Any requests?"

"How about some old ragtime."

"I always keep my tennis shoes on. You never know when you need to make a quick getaway."

Time To Do Laundry

How To Fly A Toy Plane

"First you need to choose a plane with a good, solid seat."

"Next, you have to make sure she's sturdy."

"Then you have to check the tire pressure and the steering wheel..."

How long was that hike??

"It feels like we've been gone all of November."

"I've got my finger on the button."

Edina Pumpkin Festival 2006: Quack Attack.

My Irish Eye is hiding....

"It was another day in the big city..."

"If your name's the same as mine, clap your hands."

"Scoot over Ernie, we're in a hury here."

"Well, it's not the Hoover Dam, but it's still impressive.

"If it was socially acceptable, I'd just wear this blanket all day long."

"How now, black and white cow?"

"One day you are basking in the Indian Summer sun..."

"The next day you are wearing your winter coat - ahh, Minnesota."

"Let me show you the key to picking a great pumpkin." 

"Whoa! You wanna slow down lady? I'm sliding all over the place back here." 

"Wait, I didn't mean anything by it"