"Wait a second, I have all winter to play inside. Let's get a round of golf in before it snows."

"This isn't mine. Were you playing a Titleist?"

Happy Thanksgiving

"Any requests?"

"How about some old ragtime."

"I always keep my tennis shoes on. You never know when you need to make a quick getaway."

Time To Do Laundry

How To Fly A Toy Plane

"First you need to choose a plane with a good, solid seat."

"Next, you have to make sure she's sturdy."

"Then you have to check the tire pressure and the steering wheel..."

How long was that hike??

"It feels like we've been gone all of November."

"I've got my finger on the button."

Edina Pumpkin Festival 2006: Quack Attack.

My Irish Eye is hiding....

"It was another day in the big city..."

"If your name's the same as mine, clap your hands."

"Scoot over Ernie, we're in a hury here."

"Well, it's not the Hoover Dam, but it's still impressive.

"If it was socially acceptable, I'd just wear this blanket all day long."

"How now, black and white cow?"

"One day you are basking in the Indian Summer sun..."

"The next day you are wearing your winter coat - ahh, Minnesota."

"Let me show you the key to picking a great pumpkin." 

"Whoa! You wanna slow down lady? I'm sliding all over the place back here." 

"Wait, I didn't mean anything by it" 

"No problem. I'll just drive this thing myself." 

"During harvest season, everybody pitches in." 

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"La cucaracha! It's my maraca!...Join with me and sing along!" 

"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog. Cryin' all the time." 

"Yes, she's my cousin. No, I won't set you up."  

"I'll see your paper cup and raise you two plastic spoons."  

"When I asked for duck for dinner, I was thinking Chinese not stuffed."