"It's almost like you've never seen a kid sitting up on his own before." 

"Signed my first autograph today." 

"I wonder what happens if I twist this..." 

"I hear we're having pork chops and apple sauce." 

"Wait a second...where are the pork chops?" 

"Ahhh...Smoooth." 

"Halfway up. Okay knees, don't fail me now..." 

"Maybe next time." 

"Learning to crawl and having a ball," 

"Holy cow." 

"So...have you had a 1/2 year birthday yet?" 

"1/2 cake + 1/2 candle = 100% fun. 

"I can't believe I'm 6 months. I feel a mid-year crisis coming on." 

"Seriously I have two teeth right here on the bottom." 

"I work my biceps in the morning, then I hop on the jumpster for some cardio." 

"Since I can't have a drumstick, I guess I'll settle for this thumbstick." 

"But I thought if I smashed the blue and the yellow blocks together I could make a green block." 

"You're Watermelon, I'm Jack Scallon.  

"I've been waiting my whole life for summer to arrive..." 

"Let me take my hat off and soak up some rays." 

"I think I have something stuck between my two new teeth." 

. 

. 

"Oh my gosh!" 

"That's why the chicken crossed the road?? Hilarious!"