"It seems like just yesterday when this picture was taken." 

"Do you have a smaller glove?" 

"Only 22 more years until I make it to the big leagues. Hope the snow melts soon so I can get out and practice." 

"Nothing like a hand sandwich for lunch." 

"I often wonder why Minnesota hasn't caught on as a Spring Break hot spot." 

"Can you explain the seaweed body wrap?" 

"Gotta love March Madness. Gimme five." 

"Crawling back to the internet after a couple days away." 

"Hold on, I think I spotted a dime down here." 

"Let's see - one, two, threee..." 

"Everybody, clap your hands!" 

"Hey Papparazzo, how about a little privacy? Can't you see I'm with my Dad?" 

"What have you got there?" 

"Where's this 'Spring' I've been hearing about?" 

"Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Who remembers 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents'?" 

"Ladies, please. Control yourselves." 

"My lips are sealed." 

"How many times do you think I can bench press this imaginary barbell?" 

"Breast milk. Make it a double. It's been a long day."