"Be careful, it's a rental."

"No, Horsey, I didn't get you a slinky...or a frisbee...or play-doh...I didn't know you had a list."

"For the last time, Horsey: You're just going to have to wait for Christmas morning."

"Come on, let's get some shopping done."

"I have to be honest. These palm trees just don't put me in the Christmas spirit."

"Meanwhile....back in Minnesota."

"Okay! Now I'm getting in the spirit."

"Now let's find out about these snowballs I've heard so much about."

My First First Birthday Party

My Second First Birthday Party

"Good evening. I'd like to welcome you to my first birthday party."

"I wonder what Elmo got me."

"Come on, people. I didn't throw a party so I could dance by myself?"

"What can I say, time flies."

"Thanks for coming everyone. It's 8:20 and wayyyy past my bedtime."

"Do you want fries with that?"

"See, you have to shake these globes to get the snow going."

"We're off to see Sedona..."

"Doesn't this Dad go any faster?"

"So Santa comes down from the mountains riding his trusty mule? That doesn't sound right."

Some Sedona Scenery

"...When you get caught between the moon and a desert city..."

"Easy pardner, I'm just window shopping."

"OK, I'm trapped in a forest of Christmas trees and you know what: it is awesome.

A Desert Christmas Party

"I see the tree, but where's Santa?"

"Come on Balloon, I hear Santa's on his way."

"Wait a second. I was pretty young last year, but I don't remember Santa arriving on a Harley."

"...And a TMX Elmo, and a toy airplane, and a train set and -- Santa are you listening?"

"Hey Dad, we keep hiking much longer and we're going to end up in Mexico."

"Buenos Noches, Senor. Do you know Feliz Navidad?"

Arizona

"Last time I saw you guys I was wearing a wool hat and worrying about snow. Let me show you how I ended up in this pool."

At the Airport

"Let's hurry up. The lady on the phone said we need to be here 2 hrs. ahead of time."

"I found the best way to navigate the security maze is to go right under the ropes. Works like a charm."

"Oh, I see how it works. Hurry up and wait."

"The Captain woke me up for this? Well, I guess it is a pretty Grand Canyon."

"Ok, we're here. Just one question: Where's the pool?"

"And that's how I ended up here."

"Wait a second, I have all winter to play inside. Let's get a round of golf in before it snows."

"This isn't mine. Were you playing a Titleist?"

Happy Thanksgiving

"Any requests?"

"How about some old ragtime."

"I always keep my tennis shoes on. You never know when you need to make a quick getaway."

Time To Do Laundry

How To Fly A Toy Plane

"First you need to choose a plane with a good, solid seat."

"Next, you have to make sure she's sturdy."

"Then you have to check the tire pressure and the steering wheel..."